Yeah, it's part of why they put me in work release. They couldn't keep me locked up any longer.

[That's a wholeass story that Brad is sitting on there too, but for now he's snickering about it like it's a fond memory.]

At least being on work release I'm not violating the terms of my prison sentence if I end up in the weeds somewhere.

I'll keep all of this quiet too, no need for your co-worker to hear that you've got a felon in your home.