Sprace: Kazuki

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[perfectpower]

That's what the Sage's wizards fight: the Great Calamity.

[What the fuck indeed.]

[teenrebellion]

Which is...?

[perfectpower]

The moon is cursed and, once a year, it tries to kill everyone.

[teenrebellion]

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The entire moon? A whole celestial body tries to kill you?

[perfectpower]

Technically it's the curse that was placed on the moon that's trying to kill us, but the moon is still involved.

[teenrebellion]

Why would someone curse a moon?

[perfectpower]

Dunno. There's some crazy fucks in my world. Consider this: I'm probably the most sane and responsible wizard in the entire Northern Country right now.

[He knows he carries only 2 braincells, that's the point he's trying to make.]

[teenrebellion]

Okay, but there have to be sane people in the rest of the world, right?

[perfectpower]

Well yeah. But the point is, there's some nutters there. I could see someone cursing the moon like that.

[teenrebellion]

I dunno. It sounds counterproductive to curse a moon to kill everyone when you also live there.

[perfectpower]

Yeah, it does sound really counterproductive.

[Bradley like "this fucker is even stupider than me!"]

[teenrebellion]

Your world sounds insane.

[perfectpower]

Yeah, it kinda is. It's not somewhere I would tell people to visit.

[teenrebellion]

Don't worry, I'm not planning to add it to my bucket list.

...But you guys are still going back?

[perfectpower]

We gotta. We're Sage's wizards, we've got a world to save.

Plus the Central and Southern tinies would never forgive us if we didn't come back.

[Riquet and Mitile, from the memory.]

[teenrebellion]

That's... those kids?

[perfectpower]

Yep. Central Tiny is Riquet, and Southern Tiny is Mitile.

[teenrebellion]

[ this means next to nothing to him, memory aside. ]

And a couple of kids were fighting that thing because...?

[perfectpower]

They weren't supposed to be. The briars grew up all around us when some bastard wizard attacked us at the castle. Those two hang out all the time, and they and the Eastern tiny- Shino- got trapped apart from everyone else.

We got really lucky. Nobody died from that.

[teenrebellion]

[ there's a faint shudder as bradley describes the briars and what happened there, but otherwise not much of a reaction from kazuki. ]

Sounds like it. [ ... ] Why did they attack...?

[perfectpower]

Something about reuniting with his dead wife at the castle she loved. We were just caught up in the mess since we happened to be there.

[teenrebellion]

Ah. So he was crazy.

[perfectpower]

Yup. Absolutely crazy.

[teenrebellion]

[ jeez. ]

Well, at least you got them out safe.

[perfectpower]

Yup. Had to be good ol' reliable Bradley for them.